Today, Amanda came over and we had a suck/fuck fest that you wouldn't believe. Movies coming soon, don't worry guys. I would also like to state for the record that my penis is long while my balls are hard. You put the bun together and you shit it like a shard.

Me and my dad's relationship has changed ever since that night. fuck i didnt tell you
My ( Read more... )

I wasn't refering to Natasha in the last post.

There was a time where I might have said something like, "Shannon is a big stupid cunt who smells like motor oil and dresses like a leopard." now I might still say she dresses like leopard but the rest would have been me being mean ( Read more... )

Here is my opinion on a disgusting type of feminists ( Read more... )

The next nigger I see is going to get a public lynching.

No Penises, What The Fuck?

THERE'S A COCK IN MY MOUTH
AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY
HEY-HEY-HEY MAYBE I'M FINALLY GAY?
HEY-HEY-HEY PUTTING MY PENIS ON A TRAY.

I NEVER KNEW WHAT IT WAS LIKE
TO HAVE ANOTHER MAN INSIDE
LOOK AT ALL THE LITTLE TYKES
PLAYING CARDS AND RIDING BIKES

ONE FOR ME
THREE FOR THEE
GIVE'EM SOMETHING FREE
THEN SEND'EM HOME
FOR A ( Read more... )

Kyle's Early Morning Mystical Journey

It was time to test his cleanliness,
see if he was clean.
Grabbing with his mopey grope,
shimmering shiney mean.
Would it be such a somolian quest,
if there were no dining chest?

Kyle waves with a bloody hand
to the passing poos.
Mr. Man is terrified,
sitting scared - he boos!
Nine holes of gleamy goo,
happiness ensues!

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Fuck'em all to hell ( Read more... )

Johnny Cash beat his wife.  What a fucker.

Speaking of wives, how is yours?

It's The Truth
a story about photography in song form

IT'S ANOTHER ADVENTURE INTO THE SOUTHREN SKIES
LULLABY SING ALONGS WITH A PIZZA POT TRY
WISHING FOR THINGS ALONG THE WAY
MEET A PREACHER WITH SOME TIME TO BE GAY

CAMERA SHACKLED 'ROUND OUR NECKS
BIRD LIKE CENTIPEDES REGURGITATE MY SACK
A FEW SLIT EYED GUYS AND GALS
BUT NONE ARE GOOD ENOUGH TO MAKE INTO ( Read more... )