You are now under my control, I have hacked this livejournal and will now recite lines from the movie jerry maguire. "hey jerry will you show me how to give a handjob?" asked the ugly little freak boy. "well seeing as how I give dozens in a day I guess I am the man to see about that, of course I will you little cunt." Ten minutes worth of handjobs ( Read more... )

So I wasn't just looking up info on harry potter and found out that Daniel Radcliffe was in some movie called "Meat Pie" where he played a character named "Harry Twatter"! That is just frickin hilarious.

Valentine's Day didn't go quite as scripted, but this week is getting better all the time...

By the Way, I believe that "Jerry MaGuire" is a gay movie, and I will believe that until the die I die, oh and that little kid in that movie is not cute, he is a little weiner and given the chance I would be the living crap out of that kid.

So this weekend I got dragged to the Vu. I don't really fit in there but it was fun to hangout with vosses and ricky for a while, though while there I figured out that ricky has an addiction to lap-dances. Anyways McDuff for your bachelor party I am taking you to the VIP room there because I love you.

Tonight Splinter Cell.

I'm in Lansing for pretty much no reason right now... sweet!

Thinking is gay, so I think... I mean I will stop doing that from now on.

So I dominated Shaun in Risk the other day and I really enjoyed it, and so today I went to install Risk for the computer which my dad had recieved as a christmas gift only to find out that it only works for Windows 95'. Who has Windows 95' anymore? Nobody that's who ( Read more... )

So I keep hearing about this new queer band "Panic at the Disco" and I heard some of their stuff and they are gay... just a heads up before you go to hot topic and ask "Hey, who is this crappy band I hear?".

Hi i'm Jason and I got my teeth out.

I was standing on the wall,
Feeling ten feet tall,
All you maggots smoking fags on Santa Monica Boulevard,
This is my front page,
This is my new age,
All you bitches put your hands in the air and wave them like you just don't care.