002 ☆ Voice

[laserofjustice]

[After hearing about Santa Claus from Danny, and hearing that he really didn't like the holiday, Flynn had decided to do some research on the subject in the library and through the network. He seems to have taken the entire event the wrong way.]

It has come to my attention that a holiday known as 'Christmas' is approaching. From what I have learned

Comments

[mush_monarch]

[BRB, giggling]

[laserofjustice]

[Another one laughing, why is this so funny?]

As I have said to others with the same reaction, this is not a joke.

[mush_monarch]

I can see that you are serious by the way you were talking, but I think you got it all wrong. Santa isn't a bad person.

[laserofjustice]

The issue is not whether he is a bad person or not, the issue is that he has broken multiple laws.

[bloomtrigger]

Ummm... Mister Flynn? I... don't think that'll be necessary...

[laserofjustice]

All beings should be treated equal, I will bring this man to justice regardless of whether he is human or something else entirely!

[bloomtrigger]

No no no, Flynn! Santa Claus is a children's story!

[laserofjustice]

He was reported to have visited Somarium last year! I doubt he is merely the work of fiction!

[spectaculaire]

[alkdjfasdf BECAUSE SANTA APPEARED LAST YEAR AND HE WAS ABLE TO TACKLE HUG HIM HE'S TOTALLY REAL IN TAMAKI'S EYES NOW. well in Somarium anyway.]

You can't arrest Santa!!!!

He brings joy to all the children around the world!!!

[laserofjustice]

A criminal is a criminal, it doesn't matter who he makes happy, his crimes cannot be excused!

[spectaculaire]

But they're not crimes! Without Santa there can't be a Christmas!!

[laserofjustice]

Do you know why Christmas is celebrated? It has nothing to do with Santa.

[rainofheaven]

Sounds like this is gonna be a busy month for you, Flynn.

But I don't think many people are gonna be too happy if memory serves.

[laserofjustice]

It's unfortunate, but he must be arrested before Christmas Day.

[rainofheaven]

Well I ain't gonna stop ya [because this could be a good learning experience for the young lad] but you sure he's really a "criminal"? Dunno, Flynn, I think ya might walkin' a pretty fine line on justice and law, here.

[laserofjustice]

Justice a consequence caused by the existance of law. It has nothing to do with justice, it is about simply apprehending a criminal.

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[perfektioniert]

[Oh, this is just rich.]

Flynn Scifo. [You get a finger wag.] Stop acting so foolishly in front of the civilians.

[laserofjustice]

[Stubborn as a brick.]

I am not acting foolishly. You cannot deny Santa's crime, he must be apprehended at once!

[perfektioniert]

Santa Claus is a fictional character from the stories of children. Nothing more.

But if a man is fool enough to prance around foolishly in that ridiculous red suit and break into the homes of our civilians, we will arrest him immediately.