.004 [Voice]

[last_kodiak]

[He's muttering to himself, almost as if he doesn't know the communicator is on. He does...he's just disgusted. Also, pretend he spent the flood locked in his room...being something totally embarrassing that he'll never tell anyone.]

Children.

This barge is full of children.

[Stronger voice now.]
The weeks have grown into a month now. I'm beginning to

Comments

[deusexmechanic]

Aww, come on now, I'll bet you say that about all the ships you work on.

Actually? I know for a fact that you've said it about three of the ships you've worked on.

[last_kodiak]

Because it's been true.

[deusexmechanic]

Yeah, because seeing children all over the place wouldn't have anything to do with someone listening a little too closely to the ticking of his biological clock.

[Because men have those. Shhh.]

[last_kodiak]

I'm not seeing anything. It's a comment on actions, Harper.

You do it, too.

[doctor_j_crane]

That seems like a sweeping generalization.

[last_kodiak]

It's fitting.

[doctor_j_crane]

It's a generalization. Have you met everyone on the barge?

[last_kodiak]

Do I need to?

[victimofnoone]

You act like you're the first one to notice.

[last_kodiak]

Oh I'm sure that plenty have noticed before. If they haven't, I'd be even more disappointed in the population.

[victimofnoone]

So you enjoy stating the obvious?

[last_kodiak]

Consider it a show of frustration, rather than a statement.

[timesbureaucrat]

[Narvin can't quite decide whether to be offended or amused. Eventually he settles on amused because it better allows him to be superior.]

Only people five thousand years or older get to call me a child.

You're what...thirty-five? Forty at most? Blink of an eye to a Time Lord. Why, you're barely more than an infant.

[last_kodiak]

Your years spent breathing have nothing to do with the way you act.

[rass_bestie]

Noted.

[timesbureaucrat]

[Facepalm. He walked right into that one.]

[most_feared]

Well, you could keep complaining about the children or you could make 'em mind their manners. Otherwise you're like that guy that talks too loudly about the crying baby in a restaurant rather than politely asking her to step outside with it.

[last_kodiak]

She should get the hint either way.

[most_feared]

True. Fuck knows I don't feel the need to be polite half the time. Just don't be upset when she's not compelled to do anything about it.

[last_kodiak]

I don't tend to get upset.