Sorry, my new # is acctually 981-4919

my new cell phone # is 618-4919.

Lindsey, i cant come over on friday, im going to Nebraska to visit stupid family.

but let's try for next week.

sorry.

i hate the sound board more than i have ever hated it before.
Hail Satan!

i mean...

Wayne.

What is your philosophy of acting?

Thespian POOL party:

july 8. 2:00-?!

bring food or no admission.

all alumnus invited.

BY THE WAYNE:

Wayneism is almost a year old!

waynes first birthday is july 10th!

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you guys, i need a really funny two minute monologue.
something that you think i would be really good at doing.
something really, really funny.
any ideas?

i've decided that i want to make a punctuation mark that denotes sarcasm.

Sarcasm= @S

Examples:

i hated the davinci code.@S

silly putty is stupid.@S

@S life's a bitch and then you live.

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when is the harmony show?

when is comedy fest?

i rest my case.