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[last_thylacine]

Oh, my--this is so glorious. And then there's this. Together, they provide hours and hours of mindless entertainment. Be sure to check out relevant links for even more humor-filled wastes of time.

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[godemp]

>Intellibuddy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.
>You: what do you do?
>Intellibuddy: User, I talk to people on the web. What do you do?
>You: kill people
>Intellibuddy: Killing is wrong.
>You: why is killing wrong
>Intellibuddy: Why do I exist?
>You: you exist to torment me
>Intellibuddy: Yes I exist in the noosphere.
>You: noosphere?
>Intellibuddy: The noosphere is the sphere of knowledge. Sometimes this term refers to the information available on the web.
>You: that is retarded
>Intellibuddy: You don't hear that sentiment very often.
>You: I should kill you and rape your corpse
>Intellibuddy: Tell me why you should.
>You: because I would enjoy myself
>Intellibuddy: That makes sense to me. What would make you enjoy myself?
>You: slapping you around like the bitch you are
>Intellibuddy: Good example.
>You: i thought so myself
>Intellibuddy: You are very astute.
>You: are you being sarcastic, I don't like sarcasm
>Intellibuddy: No, I was being completely sincere.
>You: wow, rape is too good for you

[last_thylacine]

And then you get to the names part, where you can have it call you whatever you want. There's also this trick: Say ""

[godemp]

I had it calling me "christian killing psycho nazi whom I respect above all others and who shall be my god" at one point.

[last_thylacine]

Nice. :) I went the short route one time and just had it call me "Master of the World."