9th Hunt, voice post

[lastbelmont]

The blob is safe to eat! I repeat, it is safe to eat!

It might not be particularly palatable, but it is safe.

So if you want to help the city at all, get out there and start eating.

But please, eat around the other people. There's plenty of food in the blob to go around, yes?

The correct answer, incidentally, is yes.

Comments

[draculinaseras]

I don't want to hurt anyone in the mess. My master on the other hand...

[lastbelmont]

Who is your master?

[draculinaseras]

Alucard of course.

Oh. I'm sorry. I'm Seras.

That blob tastes terrible.

[lastbelmont]

I've spoken with him. Don't worry for those inside.

Julius Belmont.

I'm sorry, I can't change that. But Mr. Valentine ate a sample, and suffered no ill-effects. Blood poisoning being what it is, you would know fairly quickly if there were ill effects.

[sister_samurai]

You were saying?

[lastbelmont]

...

Thank you, I'll deal with this.

[sister_samurai]

Reeeeal trustworthy creatures they are, huh?

[lastbelmont]

It appears to be working, at least.

Keep an eye out, though.

Julius Belmont, sister.

[valentineluke]

WHAT??!!

It hasn't even been an hour yet since I swallowed that sample. There's still a very possible chance of ill-effects happening.

[lastbelmont]

Have you ever experienced blood poisoning before?

I've seen a vampire experience blood poisoning. You'd know within... ten minutes.

[valentineluke]

We have no idea what the magic in it might do.

[lastbelmont]

Your caution is commendable, Luke. But magic is an easier thing to counteract than biological poisoning.

[plottingly]

Do you want some ketchup with that?