All schools in Jefferson, Dodge, Waukesha, and Milwaukee counties were closed today. I'm sure all the rest down in the south of the state were as well. Madison has crazy fucking Metro Bus drivers who are willing to drive through anything. Thus, Madison gets to have open schools. This is what I believe.
1. Call work. Make up some story about a short term disability. 2. Call the pizza place. Pay them $500 up front to deliver a pie around dinner time every other day through March. 3. Settle on in.
Note: this only works if you are lucky enough to have an awesome house and awesome wife. Other dudes might not be so lucky.
4 wheel drive at house... only roommate has driveway full of snow.... both of us have shoulder that has just been fixed and I do not want to fuck up..... a lot
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Have fun out there!
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2. Call the pizza place. Pay them $500 up front to deliver a pie around dinner time every other day through March.
3. Settle on in.
Note: this only works if you are lucky enough to have an awesome house and awesome wife. Other dudes might not be so lucky.
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driveway full of snow.... both of us have
shoulder that has just been fixed and I do not want to fuck up..... a lot
I wish I had a fucking mastercard.....
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