.....BIG FUCKING BAT FLYING AROUND MY KITCHEN!

...don't know how it got there...but,
I have a net and some serious determination to collect a type of native earwig that only infests bats. They look and act more like ticks or fleas than they do earwigs (hmmm, evolution found a way to make earwigs even more creepy!)....

I guess that's what my I.Q. is....I don't really know what that means. I would think it means nothing, since I.Q. is generally seen as just another personality trait.

It had to happen sometime....

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,292190,00.html

I wonder if it will stick? Either way, it's a heck-uv-an achievement in sports...

I wonder if it's better than Natrusol?...

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...the COCKROACH! They were brought to the Americas from Africa on slave ships.

Thank you early American colonists!...you unbelievable fucking bastards who never thought about anything at all before you did it!

I must say, cockroaches are kinda pretty though...

There's just something about these old commercials that gets me, probably because airing them on television is illegal.

This first one is funny...

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...because a good time for a KENT is obviously right after running around on a beach.

Perhaps a new brand...This one's quiet, turn it up!

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Newports!

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White guys smokin' heaters ( Read more... )

Check it out. Watch 'em in order...or it isn't as funny.

http://clarkandmichael.com/

"They rested their balls on our chins and brushed our teeth with their dicks." -Michael Cera

Your results:
You are The Joker
The Joker
76%
Dr. Doom
64%
Mr. Freeze
63%
Magneto
60%
Riddler
60%
Poison Ivy
56%
Two-Face
56%
Apocalypse
52%
Lex Luthor
51%
Green Goblin
48%
Venom
36%
Catwoman
36%
Dark Phoenix
36%
Juggernaut
24%
Mystique
16%
Kingpin
14%

The Clown Prince of Crime. You are a brilliant mastermind but are criminally ( Read more... )

....so I amke my own...the one I been for long time now...A Flavor, I has it.

We came home from Cedarburg and found little kitties sunning themselves on our front porch ( Read more... )