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Jan 03, 2011 17:24

I'd like to extend a very warm welcome to all of our new arrivals. Allow me to introduce myself finally; I've been a bit busy recently. Doctor William Birkin at your service. I'll admit the peculiar predicament we're currently in is in part my fault. Apologies ( Read more... )

william birkin, albert wesker, lisa cuddy, [open], sasuke uchiha, cross marian, steve phillips, azula, lloyd asplund, !radio

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emberandash January 3 2011, 22:28:46 UTC

... You brought us here? This isn't a virus?

notahandbag January 3 2011, 22:52:48 UTC

It's a virus. Who said it wasn't? But I didn't bring you here, no. Just created that pesky little outbreak.

emberandash January 3 2011, 22:53:25 UTC

Not that sort of virus.

How did we get here, then?

notahandbag January 3 2011, 23:03:28 UTC

Okay, what sort then?

And as for that, your guess is as good as mine.

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radio. exorcistits January 3 2011, 22:30:09 UTC

One day, your face is going to meet the back of my hand.

notahandbag January 3 2011, 22:54:54 UTC

Looking forward to it, miss. I certainly hope you eventually get that chance. One day.

exorcistits January 3 2011, 23:27:44 UTC

One day my dreams will come true.

notahandbag January 4 2011, 00:07:11 UTC

So I'm the man of your dreams? Imagine what that means to me.

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omgwtfpudding January 3 2011, 22:31:30 UTC

Oh, this is your fault?

notahandbag January 3 2011, 22:58:08 UTC

Partially, yes. Sorry for the inconvenience. I'd rather get the death threats over now rather than later, so please, go on.

omgwtfpudding January 3 2011, 23:34:06 UTC

I wasn't going to threaten you, Doctor Birkin. I just wanted to know a bit more.

notahandbag January 4 2011, 00:10:42 UTC

What a nice little break from the norm. Well, as far as you need to know, I created a virus that unfortunately has the side-effect of creating the undead and the various other monsters out there. Anything else is classified.

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radio. drcuddles January 3 2011, 22:32:31 UTC

How do I thank you for this. [She's not impressed nor is she happy]

notahandbag January 3 2011, 23:01:11 UTC

I'll set up a tip jar outside my lab. I take cash and checks.

drcuddles January 3 2011, 23:14:29 UTC

You can also give me running statuses on the vaccine's progression. Sadly for you, William, I'm your new boss.

notahandbag January 4 2011, 00:33:58 UTC

Oh god are you fucking kidding?

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visestvita January 3 2011, 22:51:47 UTC

Ah. Where are you, exactly?

notahandbag January 3 2011, 23:02:21 UTC

The security room. Door's locked, don't worry.

visestvita January 3 2011, 23:06:03 UTC

Ah, good, we wouldn't want people filled with self-righteous anger coming after you. But I think I'll pay you a visit.

notahandbag January 4 2011, 01:10:21 UTC

How sweet of you to offer to play bodyguard. You have a key, right?

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