Two stories which shall surprise nobody

[lastjacobin]

My internet has been down for the past few days, otherwise I would have shared these stories sooner. Firstly, the tale of Friday night

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[rougestarlet]

"My affianced had been trying to get her tongue into my ear but kept missing because she had had slightly more liquor than a maiden should."

hahahahahahaha priceless! we all got a gigantic laugh out of that line... see I told you you'd have a gaggle of girls, didn't I?

[lastjacobin]

You all got a gigantic laugh? Who is you all?

[rougestarlet]

…well, Dwarf and my faggy roommates noticed me cracking up in the corner and demanded that I share the source. don't worry...succubus Stephanie was NOT present (because I KNOW that's what you were probably insinuating!) haha