Proof, once more, that I'm not your average guy

[lastjacobin]

The average guy right now would be going nuts, he'd be so happy. I went to the doctor today and he said that I need to have sex. Why? Because, seeing as how I'm not sexuall active, I don't know if I have any sexual side-effects to my illness. So.... looks like I have a quest this weekend to get laid, which makes me like every other man ever

Comments

[builtintexas]

1. You should, under no circumstances, watch When Harry Met Sally.
2. Do not go out and hire a prostitute.
3. Do not go out and hire a prostitute.
4. If you go out and hire a prostitute, pay the extra hundred and get a clean one.
5. Yeah, House is pretty awesome.

[lastjacobin]

Don't go out and hire a prostitute? You don't think I could pick up a girl at a bar with my quick wit and easy charm?

[builtintexas]

Of course you can... but I can also see you enjoying the morbid humor of the situation.

[lastjacobin]

You bet your ass I am.

[emiliasdiary]

I believe I was using When Harry Met Sally to illustrate a certain kind of relationship. Never did I claim it was a brilliant film. It's cotton candy. Well, I also love Meg Ryan and Billy Crystal. But it's certainly no Godfather.

No prostitutes. No Internet skanks. Preferably no problematic ex-interests.

House = wonderful. I want the next episode to go online so I can watch it.

xoxo

[iamcheshire]

I'm sorry you're feeling so awful! Please don't have sex with a hooker!!!!

[lastjacobin]

Why does everyone keep telling me to stay away from hookers?

[iamcheshire]

Because they're dirty...it's not that we think you'll actually go out and buy one....we just want to remind you that they're dirty, and you like being clean....and you don't like other people on your bed, especially dirty people. Besides, what happened to that girl who wanted to have your baby? Not that she's a much better choice...

[rougestarlet]

Justin asked me to post this for him

[lastjacobin]

Oh, don't worry, I read it already.

And you're right Sonja. I am so jealous. So very, very, very jealous.

Although calling it his "glorious acceptance" did make me laugh. See, even you think it's silly.

[stefaniesrose]

John Smith, you are the most remarkably reptilian idiot I ever knew. Sure one moment you're the vicious snapper, but the next you're right back inside your shell, cowering like the scared little child that you are.

Stop hiding from me, John. For once in your goddamn life, be a man! Perhaps if you'd been one in the first place this whole fiasco would never had occurred.

[lastjacobin]

How is the quest to get my number from everyone else going?

[croatiarules]

Livejournal arguments are the modern equivalent of writing someone a letter expressing how much you hate them, recieving a letter in return, writing another one back, and so forth.

Really. All of you should find some better occupation.

[lastjacobin]

Several people have just confirmed that drinking and hookers don't count as better occupations, so I'm starting to run out of things....

Oh, and you left your bad at David's. I stopped by yesterday and it was sitting on the table.

[iamcheshire]

Hey, hey now...there's nothing wrong with drinking as a past time!

Arguing online is the equivilent of competing in the special olympics: even if you win, you're still retarded.

[lastjacobin]

And by "bad" I meant "bag." Sorry about that.