Crazy Dreams

[lastjacobin]

So I had a dream last night. I was in a cargo bay of an airplane with Ichiro Suzuki (Yes, the Seattle Mariner) and someone else. And I got depressed and then I blacked out. When I came to, I was no longer on the plane and had no idea whathad happened, when someone (I think it was David) explained to me that in my mental lapse I had gone on a

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[criedtherabbit]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Narcissistic_personality_disorder

:(

[lastjacobin]

Touche, unknown person, touche.

[cobra09]

that article is hilarious, look at these "signs and symptoms":

* Overreacts to criticism, becoming angry or humiliated
* Uses others to reach goals
* Exaggerates own importance
* Entertains unrealistic fantasies about achievements, power, beauty, intelligence or romance
* Has unreasonable expectations of favorable treatment
* Seeks constant attention and positive reinforcement from others
* Is easily jealous [4]
* Has a sense of entitlement
* Is interpersonally exploitative
* Lacks empathy
* Displays arrogant, haughty behaviours

i guess the medical community has finally cooked up a pathological disorder they can diagnose everyone in the universe with, i'm amazed it took them this long

[lastjacobin]

hahaha it's like the Scientology episode of South Park:

"Do you ever feel sad?"

".... I guess."

"Do you ever wonder if you have a purpose in life?"

"Sure."

"Do you ever find yourself confused and unhappy for no real reason?"

"... yeah..."

"Well then you're depressed. You need to join scientology to make you better."

[rougestarlet]

Update DAMN IT! UPDATE Mr.Hawthorne...

[lastjacobin]

For the record, I sent Stefanie a text message; I haven't heard anything back yet.