The Third Hand

[lastlaughter]

Now, I see there's a bunch of rather hurtful rumors floating around since I got here to this... beautiful town. I can assure you that they are quite false.

Or just exaggerated. Either way, You people should be more careful about who you put your trust in. Kids running your police force? HAHAHAHA That's a joke if I ever heard it, especially if

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[dothefusion]

So you didn't kill five thousand people with knives and tommy guns and other stuff?

Again, strikes are invisible.

[lastlaughter]

Maybe about a fifth of that.

Nope.

[dothefusion]

'Cause some guy is really really sure you did.

[lastlaughter]

Oh, I'm well aware of that. Good thing he's locked up, isn't it?

[soul_similar]

Did you know that he locked himself up because he was feeling bad? A cage won't keep anything shut in for long.

[Voice]

[lastlaughter]

A good minute of uproarious laughter can be heard over the communicator.

Oh, how true.

[barberswife]

There is no order here.

The police were wrong. It wasn't his fault, she was in the wrong place, she took him from me.

[lastlaughter]

That's why I'm having such a good TIME.

[sevendivined]

If you fool anyone, they deserve whatever you do to them.

[lastlaughter]

Sorry that I seem so transparent.

[sevendivined]

There's no seeming about it.

[rex_britanniae]

There does not appear to be much in the way of purpose here, sir, aside from survival.

[lastlaughter]

That lack of purpose is exactly why I think I'm going to like my stay here.

[rex_britanniae]

Should I take this to mean that, should someone forge a purpose out of this place, you would object?

[lastlaughter]

It would be rather disappointing to see so much fun go to waste.