The First Hand

[lastlaughter]

Well, well, well, well. A journal is not something I've kept before. Perhaps now I can pour out my feelings of inadequacy and loneliness to a captive audience spellbound by my bad typing skills and dreadful taste in music, like all the kids seem to do.

...HAHAHAHA Now, even I have to laugh at THAT. Besides, who's lonely when this place looks like

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[bakuhatsushinji]

...I don't think I'd describe anyone here as 'unsuspecting'.

[lastlaughter]

Oh, they aren't? Then what is an appropriate adjective? I'm trying to think of a single word for people who use excessive pauses.

[bakuhatsushinji]

Well, have fun with thinking of that word.

[lastlaughter]

Oh, it'll keep me busy all day.

[kan_chyan]

You don't make a lot of sense, but why would anyone want anywhere to be like this pit hole?

[lastlaughter]

You don't mean to say that you don't LIKE it? It's downright gorgeous.

[kan_chyan]

It's horrible and inconvenient! I'm used to a modern way of living.

[lastlaughter]

Well, it looks like a city to me. In perfect shape, too.

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[loveinviolence]

...

Oh shit these scientists better not take you away. I'll fucking kill them.

Re: {Text}

[lastlaughter]

Oh, I'm flattered. Scientists, you say?

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[loveinviolence]

Scientists. They brought you here, they brought me here. They expect us all to get along harmoniously in a city of chaos like good little organisms in a petri dish.

Sad part is most of them aren't big fans of chaos, the boring little shits.

You know we had one or two here "just like you". You're Joker, right?

1/?

[lastlaughter]

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[nomakothx]

...

Not again.

[lastlaughter]

...If I'm not mistaken, there has to be a first time before there's an again to be groaned at.

Though I do spread SO much enlightenment it gets difficult to remember it all.

[pretty_thorns]

Bat?

Did Big Brother or Biggest Brother get into a little tiff with you then?

[lastlaughter]

Yyyes. Nocturnal animal, rat with wings, annoying sense of self-righteousness, but easy to make hell for? Have you seen one?

Though I can't say Orwellian theory has been one of my favorites.

[pretty_thorns]

Well it certainly sounds like my brothers but...
...There's no way I can let you get away with insulting the noble house of Valentines.

I will punish you thoroughly, clown!

[lastlaughter]

I have one bat in mind. Singular.

Valentines? HAHAHA Isn't it a bit early in the holiday season for that?