I still don't know how to kill you.
I've gone to Jenny's a lot lately. I love Jenny.
I think going to her house makes my saturdays even better.
Haha. Friday I went to Jenny's and we were planning on going to the mall. So me, Jenny, Dan, Boese, Nikki, Aubrey, Kim, and Kayla started walking to the bus stop but it was starting to flood so we turned around and ordered food. Dan found hair in his chinese food and I LOLed and proceeded to eat my chinese food without a careXD I stayed at Jenny's Friday with Aubrey, Kayla, and Kim. Interesting times let me tell you. Saturday was crazzzy. I woke up super early and sat online and waited for everyone else to wake up. I got to talk to Beautiful Jess Conrad. When everyone woke up we watched The Exorcist and took showers and such. Then Nick, Ian, Dan, Tom, Scott, Corey, Adam, Adam came over. I ball tapped Scott and I felt really bad afterwards. OOPS.
HAHAH today in lunch I pissed. kazE said FUCK YOU to Jenny and a monitor heard and came over and stood behind him for a long time and Imler kept asking what we were laughing at. Oh man. Good times in lunch, good times.
-Jenny's birthday was friday <33 We walked around trying to find a place to eat and everyone was bitching and being mean. I pushed Kim into a bush because she 'punch bug no punch back' me and she broke the alliance. We ended up eating at Angela's. It wasn't that bad.
-Kim killed a mole and I don't think I've ever laughed so hard.
-I'm getting closer and closer to killing Jenny's dog, Bailey. When I was trying to sleep he came and flopped his fat ass beside me and started breathing like he just ran fifteen miles. Then Kim's weezing kept me up, let's just say I didn't sleep that much.
-Aubrey bought dollar store underwear and Jenny got an application for there.
-I hung out like usual with beautiful people.
-Kim & I had the most interesting conversation with Ian. Oh my..
Yesterday was that big birthday bash. It was a good time. It was a giant switch of clothing, mostly pants. At first I switched my pants with Dan -Then Dan switched pants with Jon - Then I switched pants with Dan again. So it ended up me wearing Jon's pants and Dan's shirt, Dan wearing his original pants and my shirt, and Jon wearing my pants. Good times. Me and Kim went on a walk. And I'd like to thank Kim for the cd and GOLDFISH<3 I didn't get to eat many goldfish, people ate them >:|
I painted Ryan's nails beautifully. I ended up going up to his house with Dan, Jon, Ian, and Anthony to play DDR.
I had a really good time last night and I don't care how many people got pissed at me for going instead of them.
I got pleasurably harrassed. rofl.
Today was an alright day. I still feel really bad for spilling ink of Bryce's book. I was going to put my pen in my ink bottle and I missed and hit it and it spilled everywhere and instead of rushing to clean it up I sat there and laughed for like..five minutes. I helped him clean off his book and apologized a million times. I'm glad my Soul Mate forgave me though.
Last night was a good time. At like two Kim came over and disrupted my Mary-Kate and Ashley movie marathon. She turned the channel when I went downstairs so we watched Laguna Beach until around three when Jon, Ryan, Dan, and Kayla came. Jon bought me golfish and peanut m&ms<33333333. And he finally opened his presents, suprise suprise. I hope he liked them. When they came we watched tv and then Ryan and Kayla walked down to Sheetz to meet Ian. They came back up and we started watching the movies. Too bad either everyone was talking and no one could pay attention or the tape that the movie was on was being a piece of shit. Either way, we didn't get that much accomplished.
It was definitely an interesting night to say the least. I think there was a good bit of kissing going on, if I remember correctly. I'm not complaining. Too many people were trying to go to sleep, that wasn't fun. Kayla, Ian, Dan, and Jon walked down to Sheetz and while they were gone me and Kim tried dressing up Ryan but he wasn't cooperating and we only managed a shirt to get on him, not the one that I wanted, but atleast I got something. I put lipgloss on Jon a lot. It was cute. Holiday Spice Pepsi is sick, I don't like it at all.
Everyone loved the loveshack. It made me feel accomplished because I designed and put it together all by myself. Kim is currently sleeping in there, it's that comfortable. Well..plus, no one wanted to sleep on the bed with Kayla hahaha opps.
At like 11 we all went outside and stood at the top of my driveway waiting for Jon,Dan,and Ryan's ride. Ian walked down to Sheetz. After they left we all proceeded back to the house and chatted it up about the night and ate..a lot. The conversation about the night definitely went on for hours hahaha. We got online and no one was on or they weren't talking to us so we went upstairs and got ready for bed, listened to music, and talked more. It was a good time, I love those girls. I love those boys, too.
Shadowed heartsx [11:04 AM]: I don't know man, but Matt really needed to shave yesterday
Velvet x Roses [11:05 AM]: his legs?
I'm the masta at surprise parties.
Kayla's party was successful. Not everyone showed but it still turned out good and I was happy about it's turn out. Kim and I blew up so many damn balloons and they are still in my room. Those bitches caused me to hit my head off of my doorknob at like 3 this morning.
So, of course, as everyone knows yesterday was the last day of school. Kaire was kinda lame. The only thing that made me sad during the ceremony was thinking of how I would have to clean out my locker, I love my locker.
Afterwards we were suppose to go to 7th period but instead me and Kristin went on out last adventure in Keith.
It was a sad day when Boesey left without leaving Kim and Aliah DDR.
Before Boesey left, he said that Aliah should just pull it out of her ass. So, Kim proudly volunteered to look but came out empty handed.
Aliah tried to bribe Boese with a flower and a puppy face but sadly failed.
Aliah yells to the sky "GOD WHERE ARE YOU?"
And he miraculously yelled "RIGHT HERE!"
Kim was stunned.
Sid rolled for happiness because he thought for a chance we might get DDR!
We tried to use our charm..
But sadly..he said no.
Dedicated to Josh Boese because SHARING IS CARING something he didn't learn in Pre-School.
We still love you Boesey=)
Yesterday I hung out with Ian and Kim. It was fun. It was one giant shun and a battle for seats and popcicles.
Kim Blocher's top three ways to scare an intrudor
1.Carry a plate around the house, bashing them over the head is a sure way to knock them out.
You hear something coming down the stairs..
Find the nearest plate..
And wait for the intrudor to come down and ATTACK!
2.Forks can be dangerous, always carry one with you while you are home alone at night.
Find the nearest fork..
Tip: go for the thighs
And last but surely not least
3.Yell things like "This turkey blood is good". By shouting things like that the intrudor will think you were weird and surely wouldn't want to kill a weird person.
The person hears someone upstairs..
And to disguise yourself as a weird person run to the stars and yell "MMM. That's good turkey blood. RAHH!"
P.S. We are making a silent digital camera film soon and if anyone would like to stop by and be dead bodies that'd be great. IM ME IF INTERESTED LOSTIDENTITYX OR CRIMSONXREDS thx.
THE SILENT REVENGE OF TURKEY BLOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
P.P.S If anyone would like to record our THE SILENT REVENGE OF TURKEY BLOOD soundtrack IM ME. You don't have to be good or have any musical talents. Thx again.
Those are just some funny things that I read in my journal when I was going through it looking for something. Hahah I miss those times. I sat beside Kim in church and I was trying not to laugh because she's just funny and we saw a gorgeous mullet. I need sleep. I went to bed at 4:30 this morning and woke up at 7ish. I rule! I wish BB's computer wasn't broken =( I'm happy in this moment.