no there isn't a full moon, you're just breathing tear gas!

[lastonelefty]

Yeah the title pretty much sums up my weekend. The computer at work broke down on Thursday just in time for a weekend so busy it can only be explained by the chaos factor. Naturally this all coincided with district-wide inventory. So I spent hours alone in the storage room on Friday counting and doing other things that involved numbers. Every

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[davamarie]

Wait, so this wasn't a bizarre dream? Did they ever find out what the strange odor was?

[lastonelefty]

no, I got no explanation whatsoever. I still have no idea what happened.

[indiefunk]

that is hilarious. if I ever give up on cubicle life, I'm going to dance for people.

[nellstar]

"...i'm pretty sure the bitch got up on point"

dammit lloyd, you're hilarious.

[spontaneous_me]

i love your sum up statement... but don't fret... it's possible to just find a rich man who will buy you plane tickets, instead of prostituting.

[lastonelefty]

that is prostituting.