I feel like a total dick because I, the king of unrequited love, find myself not requiting what I am quite sure is the love of another...because of physicality.

Mona Lisa Smile = Chick Dead Poets Society.  But it has Maggie Gyllenhaal, so I forgive it for being so unoriginal.

I can't decide if the philosophy in I Heart Huckabeesis so deep ( Read more... )

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Damn, this telethon kicked my ass.

That lil montage with "Wake Me Up When September Ends" brought forth sobs.

It's really weird seeing Alicia Keys without a piano.

The Foos' cover of Born on the Bayou is quite good. I'd pay to download it for charity in a heartbeat.

I heard from an East Coaster that it looked like Mariah was ( Read more... )

LONG LIVE RANDOM THOUGHTS!

Hulk Hogan's daughter is 16. Which is disgusting. Puberty in girls should occur at age 18. Instantaneously.

Somebody in N.O. just told Dick Cheney to go fuck himself. The Vice President gets a taste of his own medicine.

This year's Surreal Life is utter shit. Not even Bronson "Balky and Serge" Pinchot can ( Read more... )

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Your Inner European is Dutch!


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Your dating personality profile:

Big-Hearted - You are a kind and caring person. Your warmth is inviting, and your heart is a wellspring of love.
Romantic - You know exactly how to melt your date's heart. Romance comes naturally to you and is an important component of any relationship you have.
Liberal - Politics matters to you, and you aren't ( Read more... )

For now, here are some Random Thoughts:

Henceforth, my life will be split into two epochs:  Pre-iPod and Post-iPod.

I'm hungry.

I hope it's OK if, whenever I watch An Officer and A Gentleman and get to the end when Mayo carries the girl out of the factory, I get weepy.  Because I do.

I accidentally bought the full-screen version of Sideways ( Read more... )

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