Dec 25, 2007 13:28
Dear students of Last Stop Gakuen~
I CAN SEE YOU.
I know that many of you are being naughty, naughty children. Naughty children who are trying to ignore the Secret Santa assignement. May I remind you, dear students, that naughty children doesn't recieve any Christmas gifts? As a matter of fact, here at my school, they even have something taken from them in return for being naughty.
Something they'll miss dearly. And I warn you; I do in fact know what you'd miss more than your own life, and I will not hesitate to take it away from you. if you don't believe me, then please, do go ahead and ignore your Secret Santa, but just let me say this...
KANDA YUU. YOUR SWORD WILL FIT JUST FINE ON THE BOTTOM OF THE LAKE. If you think that you'll be able to get it back from there, please be my guest; I'll just make myslef a bowl of popcorn.
UCHIHA ITACHI. ENJOY THAT EYESIGHT OF YOURS WHILE YOU CAN~
HIDAN. I'LL FEED YOUR FISH TO THE MOOSE.
The rest of are you hopefully smart enough to figure out by yourselves what I'd take from you and what I'd do with it. It's all for the sake of the holiday~ ♥
Also, since certain circumstances prevented him from finding out about his Secret Santa the last time I spoke to you, it's not official that
Niou Masaharu gets Ryuuzaki.
And the girly boy (Haku, was it?) gets the boy with the funny hair (Uchiha Sasuke, right?). You get to exchange gifts, isn't that precious~
You have two days to finish the assignement.
That is all, my dear students! Happy holidays!
the principal