[PA system says listen up!]
Dear students of La--
...I am bored. You are boring.
If there is anyone around here with anything that could be considered "skills", I'm going to make asking you to volunteer for classes. To teach classes, that is. This is a school, after all, and while I have seen how students in other schools do nothing but complain about long and boring classes with incompetent teachers, this is my school, and I won’t allow that to happen as long as I’m around which I’m planning on being for quite some time yet, so don’t get your hopes up.
Pick a subject; pick a time and a classroom, and let people sign up for whatever it is that you believe yourself to be competent enough to teach. Education or age doesn’t matter.
Stop being boring. Or I'll make you stop.
[Outside of the principal's office, there are several stacks of paper, all with the same lines printed on them:
Name:
Will be teaching:
In classroom nr:
From: ____pm/am to ____pm/am during ____days
There are 100 classrooms, ten of them are meant for lab class/something similar. We'll make you a list (*gaspchockanotherlist??!*) that we add to the map-entry when we've gotten some volunteers~
Also. This is not something that you must remember to keep track of every day/week. Just make a post once in a while ^__~]