...so everyone's immortal, huh?
Immortal? Immortal?
...you stupid motherfucker. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT YOU'VE DONE?
I can't sacrifice anyone to Jashin-sama because of you. And I'm stuck here. You know what this means? It means I'm fucked. Sideways, backwards, all the way around--seriously fucked. And--what? Does that message count for me, too? What am I now, doubly immortal?
COCKSUCKING SON OF A WHORE. I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU. I'M GONNA--
*hyperventilating*
...
Left the room after I heard the asshole's announcement to find him and rip his face off, but the office was empty. So I left my sentiments on the wall and walked around looking for people to test this bullshit immortality claim on.
Found the gym. Got a baseball bat. Beat the ever-loving shit out of the nearest robot. Fed Stanley (thanks, Johnny). Still pissed as hell.
Then I found the library, a shithole of a place since the theology section is like--what--twelve books? Christianity? ...the hell is that? So now I can't leave, can't sacrifice anyone to my God, and can't find any copies of my bible. This-- *pauses, turns around*
...heh.
Hey, you. Kid with the patch. Yeah, you. C'mere for a sec.
(OOC: Mod permission granted. >D)