AVAST!

[purii]

*is most definitely not wandering around in pirate getup including a rather large hat with a feather in it, is not, because he is dreaming, oh yes, because this can't actually be happening--*

FUCK. FUCK FUCKIN'--

ARR! ALL OF THESE PRINCES AROUND HERE, PREPARE TO MEET YOUR DOOM! AND HAND OVER ANY WENCHES YOU HAVE WITH YE! FOR I AM--

...WHERE IN BLAZES IS MY HOOK?!