[And the loudspeaker system crackles again]
WELL WELL WELL, MY DEAR STUDENTS. You just had to go and try out the promised immortality, didn’t you? How very impolite of you to not just trust my word for it D:
At least I hope that you’ve all worked off some steam now and will stop maiming each other. Bullying isn’t something I appreciate very much in my school unless I’m the one doing the bullying!
Also, I am not sorry for when the robots has put some of your through this past week, concerning clothes and beign thrown upon grabage piles. They were made to act like that~ only trying their best to take care of you, dearest little students, and we will do nothing what so ever to compensate you.
SO! I’m addressing you today because I have decided to provide you all with some means of distraction and new possibilities to embarrass yourselves~ In other words; say hello to your new computers! Unfortunately, I have not had the time to modify them to suit our pretty little school yet - no hand-eating keyboards, no sudden high-pitched noises... ;__; - but I am hopeful that you will find them interesting enough on their own!
Much love /the Bitchmaster Principal
[OOC: YES, my beloved rp-ers! We do now have computors in Gakuen, and here's the rules; The only think you cannot do is to post spoilers, or mature content in the comm. And I ask you to also be mindful of your fellow players, and try to still keep the threads and posts believable - even though we all know how very much impossible all this is X''D]