Oct 24, 2007 18:08
...I just can't seem to get a break, can I?
This was the first day off that I've gotten that was actually being used for my own enjoyment. Yep, no training sessions or emergency missions for me today; I was going to take a nice scenic trip on the train, maybe wander around a cutesy tourist-trap for a few hours, and head back home, all relaxed.
I really should've learned by now that nothing ever turns out like it should.
It certainly started out fine. The scenary was as picturesque as the brochure had promised, and the seats had even been padded. I honestly should've just stayed in the compartment, but I had to go to the bathroom.
Aaaand it looks like whoever was in here before me had a bomb stuffed up their rear. I mean it, the entire toilet is covered in poo, and-ohgod, why is it on the ceiling?
Kunoichi =/= cleaning lady, folks.
I must've been staring at that horror show for longer than I thought; the train's already at the last stop. Time for me to regain my good mood and buy Lee a keychain.
That's a parrot manning the information booth.
God, if you're listening, I'll take the bathroom back, please.
tenten