[Loudspeaker mode: on. Volume: FUCKING LOUD]
My dearest students~
It saddens me to inform you all that the semester is officially over. No more school, my pupils, no more fresh knowledge and exciting education.
You have been… a disappointment. Your grades are crap. You all fail. I see no other solution to this problem than to let you all re-take the year, coming fall.
But as I am such a just soul, I have decided to give you a small chance to atone by keeping the school open during the summer! Oh no, there’s no need to thank me, dear students, that it just the kind of honourable person I am.
Now, have a wonderful summer, and enjoy the summer classes that I have prepared for you! Study hard~ ♥