[Tonight, you have dreamed a dream. Whether it was pleasant or not does not matter; you picked flowers yesterday and now you have been sleeping with them under your pillow, dreaming about your future spouse.
Just how soon that future will come, we're pretty sure no one suspected. Because today, the doors to the church are wide open, and a very
symbolic song is playing loud enough to be heard over the entire campus.
Do you go to the church to investigate? OF COURSE YOU DO.]
[ooc; ...yeah, I won't be around to tag you until maybe tomorrow. But
YOU KNOW HOW IT WORKS, right? The threads starts out as locked thread, then if you wish to unlock them later, you write "OPEN" in the subject header to the comment.
After you've been announced HUSBAND AND WIFE / HUSBAND AND HUSBAND / WIFE AND WIFE / HUSBAND AND HUSBAND AND HUSBAND AND WIFE AND WIFE AND HUSBAND AND WIFE / HUSBAND AND TREE / ROBOT AND WIFE / WHATEVER, you'll receive a ticket for a two-night's stay at the new Love Hotel.
Yes, you can be married to more than one person. Yes, you can be married to an object. Have fun!]