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...Ugh. How did anyone ever survive with the bad décor around here? I bet a blind drunk midget with one arm could do a better job.
And what about those moose? They're wrong in too many ways. Seriously, is some furry keeping them around or what? Why aren't they in a zoo somewhere?
Don't get me started on that bird. Who does it think it is, anyway? Someone needs to train it properly, before it does something stupid and gets put down.
I'm not even going to mention the million other mistakes that've been made here - it hurts just to think about them; I don't know what I'm going to do when I have to actually look at them. I mean, just one glimpse of that rainbow building was enough to make me wish I were blind. I probably will go blind, if I look at it too long.
...Wonder if anyone's tried painting it.
And what about those moose? They're wrong in too many ways. Seriously, is some furry keeping them around or what? Why aren't they in a zoo somewhere?
Don't get me started on that bird. Who does it think it is, anyway? Someone needs to train it properly, before it does something stupid and gets put down.
I'm not even going to mention the million other mistakes that've been made here - it hurts just to think about them; I don't know what I'm going to do when I have to actually look at them. I mean, just one glimpse of that rainbow building was enough to make me wish I were blind. I probably will go blind, if I look at it too long.
...Wonder if anyone's tried painting it.