Remaining a recluse would have prevented this

[the_sanctified]

*somehow managed to avoid getting caught under mistletoe last year; this year, he's not so lucky, and even unluckier for the fact that he can't eat the goddamn mistletoe--which, for a fun fact, is poisonous--and put himself out of his misery*

*has been slouched there in the doorway for several hours and doesn't even bother looking at the unfortunate sap who gets caught next*

...give me one good reason why I shouldn't just kill you.

(OOC: HIATUS OVER. :D)