*The loudspeaker crackles and squeals feedback before settling and a familiar, soft, yet confident voice echos throughout the school.*
I take it this thing is on? Good, because I've got something I want to say.
*There is a brief pause, a deep breath, and then---*
I am NOT the helpless little girl most of you have come to perceive me to be. I am a ninja, a graduated Chuunin and heir to the Hyuuga Clan. I do not always need saving and I am not someone to be trifled with.
Hidan-san, that last part is mainly directed at you. *a smile can be heard through her voice* If I had wanted to, or in the future may be pressed to do one day, it's quite possible I could do some serious damage to you. I understand that there are technicalities regarding your... unusual fighting abilities, but the 'damage' doesn't necessarily have to be on the battle front. For example, do your remember
when the robots kidnapped me as a result of your having abandoned me
after I had fainted the night previous? You seemed quite disgusted and disturbed when you found Tobi with me, dressed as I was.
And Neji-nii-san, as much as I appreciate your concern for my ability to guard myself amongst such destructive people, I can't help but wonder if it's out of guilt or malformed propriety as a Branch family member rather than genuine concern. You see, despite the years that have passed, I have not forgotten our battle during the Chuunin exam or your killing intent. You really would have killed me, wouldn't you? What you failed to realize though was that you were not the only who suffered from Uncle's death *said somewhat sadly*.
*Pause*
And Deidara-san, you really are a terrible flirt. Honestly, what is it about you Akatsuki guys? Everytime I turn around I find myself in either an awkward or compromising position with one of you. Though, I have to admit that you are the most attractive one
I've had the displeasure of fainting on. Unlike Hidan-san, you didn't leave me lying on the floor for the robots to find and for that I'm grateful (though a bit curious why you chose
your room for my safe keeping. You didn't do anything untoward me while I was sleeping, did you?) I only wish Naruto-kun could have been--- could be if I ever see him again--- as forward as you...
...But then, he'll probably always be chasing after Sakura-san *moodily* or Sasuke-san *bitterly*.
You know, I have to wonder if he's gay. No offense, Sakura-san, but it would explain why he's attracted to your tomboy-ish ways and lack of, ah, a decent bust size. It could also explain his affinity to the color orange. It's quite the flamboyant color, is it not?
Although, Sai-san's belly shirt is worse, but I hear he's socially retarded and so he probably doesn't grasp that fact.
*Thoughtful* Hm....
*Speaker clicks off.*
[OOC: YES
HINATA HAS THE YING-YANG RING! XDDDD Feel free to, um, do whatever! Hinata's apt to not be herself XD.
Incidentally, I have no idea how this post is going to be received. Um, I hope it was amusing? And I hope the muns I mentioned in this post don't mind~! DX]