*SOB*
I...I am useless.
THE CLEANING ROBOTS DON'T NEED ME. I was eager to help them, too. I offered to mop the floors or fold the towels in the bathrooms or put the dishes in the dishwasher (I like putting the dishes in the diswasher!) but they TOLD ME TO GO AWAY AND LEAVE THEM ALONE AND NEVER EVER SHOW MY FACE TO THEM AGAIN OR THEY WOULD PUT CHILI PEPPER IN MY UNDERWEAR.
*lies spread-eagled in the middle of the dorm hallway, sprouting mushrooms and wailing*
THE CLEANING ROBOTS DON'T NEED ME. I was eager to help them, too. I offered to mop the floors or fold the towels in the bathrooms or put the dishes in the dishwasher (I like putting the dishes in the diswasher!) but they TOLD ME TO GO AWAY AND LEAVE THEM ALONE AND NEVER EVER SHOW MY FACE TO THEM AGAIN OR THEY WOULD PUT CHILI PEPPER IN MY UNDERWEAR.
*lies spread-eagled in the middle of the dorm hallway, sprouting mushrooms and wailing*