[Ooohh listen; the PA system is crackling again!]
My dear students of Last Stop Gakuen~
It is a great pleasure for me to be able to greet so many new students welcome to out beloved school; I hope that you will find your veeeery long stay as much of an unpleasant one as our now veteran students already has.
I would like to inform those of you who are complete idiots and actually has managed to miss the fact that Christmas or what ever other lousy tradition you people celebrate where you're from is closing up on us! Since I do believe that is is very important to tend to traditions, I have made sure that this will be celebrated properly here at the school. (Thank you, bowlcut, for thinking of the mistletoe, I hope you didn't have anything against me altering them a bit or actually, I don't really care what you think, since this way will be a lot more hilarious for me.)
My gift to all of you has already been prepared, of course! I'm very proud to be able to tell you that we now have our very own shop here at the school! It is located in the building just outside the cafeteria and I have hired three very competent chimpanzees to man it for you. Except for the very broad assortment which you're already offered, I have also decided to offer you the posibility to place special orders. You can only have one order per month/person, so please think carefully before telling the chimpanzees what you'd like. No, you cannot order people, idiots.
I'm pretty sure that none of you has anything that I would see any kind of value in, so it has been rather hard for me to think about a suiting way for you to pay for the merchandize you want. But since I am such a superior thougthful person, of course I came up with a solution also to this problem.
You're paying me in time, dear students! On each merchandize, you will find a label stating how many extra minutes, hours and days you will be held at the school if I should ever feel like letting anyone of you go hahahaha as if. Isn't that a fabulous idea~? I'm confident that you will find the prizes quite fair (two minutes for a chewing dun can't be that hard to agree with, I'm sure, not that I care what you think or anything).
But! Back to the main topic; Christmas! I have arranged yet another lovely activity for you to allow you to get to know each other better~ You will soon be allowed to hear who I have chosen as your Secret Santa partner~!
...I expect you all to do your best in this activity and before everything else to have fun~ The punishment for those of you who refuse till be severe.
[Secret Santa is go! Those of you who signed up for this activity, please comment on this post, and the Principal will anounce who your partner will be. The announcements will of course be made through the PA system, and everybody in the entire school will be able to hear them, so feel free to mock each other as much as you'd like! (...Im honestly randomizing this completely; pulling the names out of a teacup since I couldn't find a hat... >__>'')]
It is a great pleasure for me to be able to greet so many new students welcome to out beloved school; I hope that you will find your veeeery long stay as much of an unpleasant one as our now veteran students already has.
I would like to inform those of you who are complete idiots and actually has managed to miss the fact that Christmas or what ever other lousy tradition you people celebrate where you're from is closing up on us! Since I do believe that is is very important to tend to traditions, I have made sure that this will be celebrated properly here at the school. (Thank you, bowlcut, for thinking of the mistletoe, I hope you didn't have anything against me altering them a bit or actually, I don't really care what you think, since this way will be a lot more hilarious for me.)
My gift to all of you has already been prepared, of course! I'm very proud to be able to tell you that we now have our very own shop here at the school! It is located in the building just outside the cafeteria and I have hired three very competent chimpanzees to man it for you. Except for the very broad assortment which you're already offered, I have also decided to offer you the posibility to place special orders. You can only have one order per month/person, so please think carefully before telling the chimpanzees what you'd like. No, you cannot order people, idiots.
I'm pretty sure that none of you has anything that I would see any kind of value in, so it has been rather hard for me to think about a suiting way for you to pay for the merchandize you want. But since I am such a superior thougthful person, of course I came up with a solution also to this problem.
You're paying me in time, dear students! On each merchandize, you will find a label stating how many extra minutes, hours and days you will be held at the school if I should ever feel like letting anyone of you go hahahaha as if. Isn't that a fabulous idea~? I'm confident that you will find the prizes quite fair (two minutes for a chewing dun can't be that hard to agree with, I'm sure, not that I care what you think or anything).
But! Back to the main topic; Christmas! I have arranged yet another lovely activity for you to allow you to get to know each other better~ You will soon be allowed to hear who I have chosen as your Secret Santa partner~!
...I expect you all to do your best in this activity and before everything else to have fun~ The punishment for those of you who refuse till be severe.
[Secret Santa is go! Those of you who signed up for this activity, please comment on this post, and the Principal will anounce who your partner will be. The announcements will of course be made through the PA system, and everybody in the entire school will be able to hear them, so feel free to mock each other as much as you'd like! (...Im honestly randomizing this completely; pulling the names out of a teacup since I couldn't find a hat... >__>'')]