Attention: This is the Admiral Speaking

[bargemods]

The following Wardens and Inmates have been blah blah blah. Check it out.

Agent K // mib_agent_k - CLU // systmadmin
Iago // inhumandog - Jonathan Crane // doctor_j_crane
Jason Bourne // brokenweapon - Rachel Berenson // yeerkwarveteran
John Connor // metallonkardia - Bellatrix Lestrange // bestlieutenant
John Locke // justareverie - Jesse Pinkman // yeahscience
Doctor Leonard McCoy // doesnttrusttech - Sloth // momunculus
The Marquis de Sade // impure_tale - Lucius Malfoy // truemaskSister Peaceful Warren

Comments

Freakout in three... two...

[doctor_j_crane]

What?

...one.

[doctor_j_crane]

Why would you pair me with Iago? What the hell are you thinking? I want another warden. Now.

[bargemods]

[Instead of a reply, Crane will find a stale gingerbread man with no head has appeared in his room.]

[doctor_j_crane]

[Crane decides to interpret this as a snide reference to him being stabbed by Iago, and presumably rages in his room. Like a boss.]

[warrenwhite]

Return? I've been here the whole time.

[warrenwhite]

I thought all the new people were because of a flood.

[truemask]

...

The Marquis de Sade?

[ Because that can't be right. ]

[rayney_day]

Yo, Admiral! What's up with the spooky faceless people? And all the... Rust?

[bestlieutenant]

What the [ static ] is this?! [ Curse words come in handy sometimes, okay? Even for those of well-to-do wizarding society. Allegedly. The communicator malfunctioned. You can't prove that was exactly what it sounded like. And don't infer from this statement that it's what it was. ]

What am I meant to do with this- These- He's a Muggle! I couldn't give two--

I don't give a damn about anything to do with him. I neither desire nor require this... information.

[metallonkardia]

I'm sure you'll find some use for it.

[mightymorbid]

You people have got to think up a new word for people that don't use magic.