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[lastwordy_mcgee]

Women Who Wear Glasses

Women wear glasses on chains, like metal dogs on a leash. They whip them around in the air like a lasso. They bite the earpiece of the temple, than which simply nothing is more suggestive. They lay their glasses down on the table, allowing the whole world to go fuzzy on them, while they rub their eyes. They crawl around on

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[whizzrjohn]

...than which simply nothing is more suggestive...

While possibly correct grammatically, this just looks "wrong"...but delightfully so.

:::reaching for my glasses:::