the slug

Nov 30, 2004 21:09

i'm becoming a slug today. you really wouldn't understand unless you felt like crawling on the floor. which i do ( Read more... )

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Re: anonymous December 1 2004, 08:08:22 UTC
Laszlo, the “sluggishness” endemic to your character seems misplaced in light of present circumstances, and by that I mean the predicament concerning the use of filibuster powers by our treasonous adversaries to obstruct our fascist agenda. Indeed the freezer burn you exhibit is the least of your worries as now the youth countercultures and punk-rockmeisters seek to épater les bourgeoisie with verse whose scansion reveals oft-unencouraging prose. Fortunately you detest culture as much as I do my fellow misomusist, as it was either you or Hermann Goering who gloriously uttered ‘Whenever I hear the word culture, I release the safety-catch of my Browning!’. For now your standing orders are only to speak softly and carry a big stick-until the gentleman of jurisprudence with the middle name consisting simply of “R” assumes his position.

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laszlo December 2 2004, 07:01:06 UTC
keep the big stick big!

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