The first thing Taecyeon does when he reaches back to the dorms at 2 in the morning is to surf the net. He goes into the usual fansites that he always visits, and lo and behold, he sees Jay Park. He sees Jay Park everywhere. A video of him on Youtube singing a cover of a song and probably thousands of pictures, mp4 rips, mp3 download links and whatnot.
The second thing he does is to yell so loud that he wakes up every single dead tired beast in the dorm and shoves his laptop in front of their half-opened eyes. He watches as five pairs of eyes open wide and blink rapidly, before hell breaks loose and they’re all snatching the laptop from each other and demanding to be the first to comment.
“YAH! I’m the oldest here!”
“Hey! I’m the only one here other than Taec who understood the damn song and rap so just give me that-“
The third thing Taecyeon does is to sneak inside one of the rooms, away from the scuffle and makes a long distance phone call.