As savvy aficionados of music in various forms, I'm sure all of you at some point or another have dealt with Wal*Mart's retarded policy of music that has been "Edited For Content." Oh, sure, they have their reasons:

Regardless of what people tell you, Wal-Mart will not sell unedited music. Oh I'm sure a few cuss words have slipped through the ( Read more... )

I got a hell of a deal today ( Read more... )

I can now tighten my belt to the fifth notch without discomfort.

I weigh 158.

Here's hoping everything remains okay.

I've officially been hired by Einstein's for the late afternoon/night shift, so I'm working two jobs now. We'll see how this plays out. As long as Wendy's doesn't run me too ragged during the day, I should be fine. I won't really be working more than about 7-9 nights in total over break at the coffee house, anyway. Hopefully this doesn't cut ( Read more... )

It's funny because it's true.


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There are certain gratuities that we receive for our patronage in some establishments. Free drinks while you gamble. A mint on your pillowcase from the maid.

Normally, most spammers attach some literary gibberish to the end of their message to bypass the filters, often with hilarious, bizarre, even poetic results. In clearing out my student ( Read more... )

Okay, tell me that this is not the most awesome movie idea ever. Entirely my idea, by the way.

Zombies in Vietnam.Think about it ( Read more... )

Figured I'd show everyone my costume for my favoritest holiday evar.

Braaaains.

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Take a moment and think about your friends and loved ones.

Now think about how much you would miss them if they were suddenly gone.

Now call them up and let them know.

You won't regret it.

And in other news, Brits are excited about the prospect of catching a glimpse of Harry's little Potter.

It's art... I guess.