SIXTY THOUSAND KITTENS!!!!

[latexiron]

Deal Neighbours,

You may have noticed that there is a skip outside my house. Indeed, you will possibly have also noticed that over the last couple of months I have put a few notes through your door asking if you could please not park on the route to the house as it is difficult for the builder/plumber/alarm maintenance man/skip lorry/Howdens lorry

Comments

[nisaba]

I have to ask, how the hell did you get the skip delivered in the first place?

[quercus]

In a taxi? They're lighter when empty so maybe they'll fit in a taxi then, as M. wasn't quite specific on that point.

[nisaba]

Oh good point. The kittens probably helped guide it in.

[latexiron]

Pixies. Invisible skip-delivering pixies.

[mr_tom]

Yes, but how did you get the skip delivered in the first place?

[latexiron]

It just appeared one day.

[mr_tom]

You need a better class of skip lorry.

[hirez]

Self-delivering skips. That'll be the future. Especially if they can tell the people next door to fuck off when they try to lob in some manky carpet in the dead of night. "Fack's yor game, eh? Garn. Gertcha! Etc."

[ldygrinningsoul]

Well, okay, LOTS of guys couldn't move a skip, but, I bet several clever ones could design a sort of lever (possibly requiring a flaming motorcycle jump) that would move ONE car (preferably the one blocking access to the skip) to somewhere else. Like, say, the roof. Of the next building. WITHOUT EVEN HAVING THE KEYS! And I mean, surely a flaming motorcycle jump that lands a car on an adjacent building counts as an act of god.

[dougs]

Your best option is to buy a large number of quite narrow cars, and every time a gap appears put one of your quite narrow cars into the gap. In time the whole road will be filled with your quite narrow cars, and because they're quite narrow the skip lorry will be able to fit along the road between then.

[sloot]

What's a skip?

[excess_and_oohs]

i take it it's a dumpster.
i could be wrong.

ps, mathias, your first word is "deal" :D
well done though!