STARGATE LAND: Cockamamie Crossovers
Characters: Sam, Jonas, and Vala
Prompt: "Generous"
Crossover: Stargate/Warehouse 13
Word count: 314
Sam was maneuvering past a store front when she could overhear her other two partners meeting up behind.
"How generous of you", Jonas said chuckling.
"Oh come on, drop it!", Vala sighed.
Sam turned her head to greet them. She raised an eyebrow. "What happened now?" Vala immediately rolled her eyes as Jonas excitedly recounted the incident.
"...And then the waitress said "How generous of you" right there in the middle of the entire restaurant."
"Really? 5 percent tip?", Sam had to ask. Vala shrugged it off.
"How was I supposed to know? They don't even tip in Europe!"
"We're not IN Europe, Vala"
"She completely ignored me the entire time."
"She was constantly at the table."
"Flirting with you! I could have danced on the table and she wouldn't have noticed"
"ENOUGH!", Sam interrupted. Vala glared while Jonas looked away smirking. Sam sighed, they acted like children some times. "The artifact should be in the back here somewhere. Both of you, take a side and meet me in the middle."
Moments later was the obvious noises of a jumping object. "It's a TOASTER!? Why would an artifact be a toaster?", Jonas asked as it started spitting out toast in all directions.
"Take cover!" Vala shouted as she ran over with a Neutralizer bucket. She tilted it over dumping more than half of the goo over the toaster. Sparks flew everywhere as the artifact calmed down.
"Hey Vala," Jonas began. Sam closed her eyes and prayed.
"Don't," Vala warned sensing what was coming. Sam hoped he'd drop it.
"Wouldn't you say...", he continued. Sam grimaced while Vala pointed a finger at him.
"...that was gener-", he tried to finish before Vala dumped the rest of the goo on his head. He shook his head causing the purple goo to flop around causing Sam and Vala to playfully attack him.
Suddenly, the Farnsworth buzzed and the voice of Artie could be heard shouting through it. The trio immediately kicked it away.
Prompt: "Generous"
Crossover: Stargate/Warehouse 13
Word count: 314
Sam was maneuvering past a store front when she could overhear her other two partners meeting up behind.
"How generous of you", Jonas said chuckling.
"Oh come on, drop it!", Vala sighed.
Sam turned her head to greet them. She raised an eyebrow. "What happened now?" Vala immediately rolled her eyes as Jonas excitedly recounted the incident.
"...And then the waitress said "How generous of you" right there in the middle of the entire restaurant."
"Really? 5 percent tip?", Sam had to ask. Vala shrugged it off.
"How was I supposed to know? They don't even tip in Europe!"
"We're not IN Europe, Vala"
"She completely ignored me the entire time."
"She was constantly at the table."
"Flirting with you! I could have danced on the table and she wouldn't have noticed"
"ENOUGH!", Sam interrupted. Vala glared while Jonas looked away smirking. Sam sighed, they acted like children some times. "The artifact should be in the back here somewhere. Both of you, take a side and meet me in the middle."
Moments later was the obvious noises of a jumping object. "It's a TOASTER!? Why would an artifact be a toaster?", Jonas asked as it started spitting out toast in all directions.
"Take cover!" Vala shouted as she ran over with a Neutralizer bucket. She tilted it over dumping more than half of the goo over the toaster. Sparks flew everywhere as the artifact calmed down.
"Hey Vala," Jonas began. Sam closed her eyes and prayed.
"Don't," Vala warned sensing what was coming. Sam hoped he'd drop it.
"Wouldn't you say...", he continued. Sam grimaced while Vala pointed a finger at him.
"...that was gener-", he tried to finish before Vala dumped the rest of the goo on his head. He shook his head causing the purple goo to flop around causing Sam and Vala to playfully attack him.
Suddenly, the Farnsworth buzzed and the voice of Artie could be heard shouting through it. The trio immediately kicked it away.