Engaging email with the spammers

[latin_vampire]

I can appreciate that Ian Collins has already done this but in a piss poor attempt to amuse myself I decided to respond to one of those African Spam mails we all seem to get.

Attached first is my response then the original message. I'l update on any reply received.

Dear Mrs Mataba

Comments

[walklightwhite]

We don't have as colorful of nom de guerres in the US. We generally have Seymour Butts or Harry Sack. I think Bighaerri Azz is much classier.

[markab25]

I like it

[castamir]

You fool! I did send this woman all of my bank and credit card details (though I kept quiet about not being a man of god and all that) and she transferred all $28.5m into my bank account. Sorted!

Anyway, I'm writing this comment on my laptop from my luxury yacht, sipping a marguerita that my Brazilian ladyboy manservant Bonita has just made me, and I'll shortly be setting sail for Cannes. So long suckers!

Muahahahaha!

[castamir]

Err.. Convincing as it sounded, none of that is actually true btw. ;)

[latin_vampire]

Except the part of having a ladyboy manservant I'll wager.

[castamir]

Well obviously, what gent could do without his ladyboy manservant?

Having to make my own margueritas or cut my own cigars.. dear boy, the very idea..!