Mermaid vs. Whale.

[latine]

So, here's something that has been navigating across the web (lies, I just read it in galadarling.com) and I thought was interesting enough to post here. I'm sure y'all will like it.

"Recently, in a large city in Australia, a poster featuring a young, thin and tan woman appeared in the window of a gym. It said, “This summer, do you want to be a

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[andy2301]

I ♥ this. *g* I'm definitely a whale!

I've read it before though. Got it in an email, I think it was a powerpoint presentation or something.

[satirise]

That's thinking outside the box (or is it square? I've suddenly confused myself over thinking it). I love a witty response that's not at all what you're expecting.

Just recently, I've started going to spin classes. I've never been into exercise or gym or any of that horrible 'get fit boo-yeah!' nonsense, so I nearly died laughing when the instructor started chanting along with the song, 'DESIRE IS HUNGER! DESIRE IS HUNGER! How much do you desire to be FIT?!'

This exercise craze is honestly baffling and fecking hilarious at times.