I spent 2 motha' fuckin' days studying for a motha' fuckin' "Nature & Causes of Crime" exam for NOTHING.  I got a fucking 88.3!!!!!!!!!!!!

I hate this stupid bitch!!!!

And to put the icing on the cake...I GOT A MOTHA' FUCKIN' TICKET TODAY FOR NOT TURNING RIGHT AND CONTINUING FORWARD...like I own the place...but the thing is I DO OWN THE PLACE ( Read more... )

Uhm...

what a freakin' great night!!  Started out a little wiggity wack [that is so a Miami word bro - did you just say BRO!! HA-that's a Miami word bitch!].  I have some delicous pictures to post later on.

Side note...chris_tee is a freaking LOSER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Insides:

• French will get us in - you'll see - QUE PENAAAAAAAA
• YOU HAVE A FLORIDA ( Read more... )

Stop copying my God Damn profile you buffoons!!!!!

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cool...

I had a project due today in my Principles of Nutrition class.

Did not remember whatsoever. Now - what can I do to get out od this pickle?! Any suggestions? Do you think that sobbing and the usual "i had to go to the hospital" will work for me? Holy Moly.

On a better note I think I did rather well on my Women Studies

For the record.  People who insist on having mad passionate monkey sex in the middle of a main ave [132nd ave to be exact] in a convertible WITH the top down have some SERIOUS balls.  HOLY MOLY!!!!!

Sonia and I witnessed some SERIOUS indecent exposure yesterday while on quick run to Kinkos.  The girl strattling the guy in the drivers seat was ( Read more... )

Pictures from the other night...I have gotten so lazy that it is even beginning to amaze me.  I know.  I just think it's way too much trouble to upload and prepare the pictures...I will consider a better way.  Maybe I'll join Tee in her quest for online photo albums.  Good Lord.


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So yesterday turned from bad to WORSE in a matter of minutes!!!!!

I called mi Chunks after class to see how he was doing on the beautiful Wednesday morning just to find out he dropped a boat on his foot.  Yeah.  You read right.  A god damn boat.  Given, it was a small one, but it was still a freakin BOAT.  Apparently moving around the dinghy at ( Read more... )

...you know those ridiculous cliches so often used that state "I knew we were meant to be from the moment I met him..."...you know what we all truly think - what a load of crap - just wait till the Honeymoon is over you fool!...welllllllllllllllll

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Dare I say it?  Might he actually be "the o...........n..........e?"

If that is the case...I'm going ( Read more... )

I must admit.  Last Friday when we decided to postpone our Traditional Girls Night till Saturday I worried about the effect of change on our level of fun.  But, like always, we came through like champions.  I started it off early with my girlies...Suzell and Anety and as the night progressed the rest of the squad showed up.  A bottle of Alize, some ( Read more... )

What do you do when Tia is too lazy to bend down and reach for your duck?

You give her this face....


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