valieries dffrunk

i'msa drihnk

we're duicked up!

franks gilrfrienfd is a fucknng dunmbass...bitch i wlil allways have the right iover yo u !! gha!

señority roxks!

" im sorry youre gonna hevae to speak up i can't unesrderstand you througbh your accent?@!"

GRINGA DE PINGA!!!

don't ansdwer the phoone bitch!!  It's delia cna't you fuck ing  read boitch ( Read more... )

I would like to have my olfactory bulb removed.

Thanks.

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WHAT A FUCKIN NIGHT YESTERDAY!  I haven't had one of those kinda' nights in a very LONG time.  What a trippy time with my bitch ass friends.

Insides:

• Oh shit I'm fucked up - I think it was ( Read more... )

"This won't hurt a bit...we'll put some local anesthesia"

FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!

Won't hurt a bit?  MY ASS!

I hate needles.  I hope this is all over soon.

::it won't be anything-it can't be anything-no way...it's all a joke-someone's playing a really big joke::

To compensate for the bumness lately I will go out tonight and get completely and utterly ( Read more... )

ME:  isn't it weird how we park on drive ways and drive on park ways?
MAX:  yeah
MAX:  and when we deliver something by car its a shipment and when we deliver something by boat its a cargo
ME:  ugh i hate it...what the hell!
ME:  greenland is icey and iceland is green
MAX:  i know

....atleast someone understands!  thank God!  GEEZ!

I just couldn't find some recent ones of these but the changes are just absurd.  WHOA.  What a couple years, puberty, sex, alcohol and drugs can do to some people!!  HA!

( .[[ The only things I miss about High School...]]. )

Since my camera gave out on me I started looking through some old pictures and found some pretty drastic changes....thought I'd share some of the most memorable ones.

( .[[ Now and Then ]]. )

Today I salute the Compulsive Color Coordinators.  Those who dress head to toe in one coordinating color.  Those who feel the need to resemble fruits or select pieces of chewing gum.

My reason for stating this is as follows:

Today, as I am walking over to my car I spot this flurorescent pink hefty girl dressed in head to toe pink.  Considering ( Read more... )

CORRECTION:

...this is the saddest day of my life.

I have lost over 250+ pictures.  My camera has lost all sense of self control. 

HMM....isn't it weird when people wear turtle neck tank tops?

For one thing, we live in MIAMI, there is not such thing as a winter here.  Moreover, I think it makes them very indecisive people; they were probably too cold to wear a tank top in the morning and too hot to wear a full blown sweater so they butchered their wardrobe till they came up ( Read more... )

what a piece of shit.