Jun 26, 2005 01:22
Excel has arrived safely, with all limbs intact! ASTOUNDING VICTORY! I
have unpacked my toothbrush and am ready to begin my training!
I think I will like it here! Excel has always wanted a shining new
shotgun! I know you are supposed to name them after women, but I don't
think you can really go wrong with "Optimus Prime." I did worry at
first about leaving the emergency food rations behind, but there seems
to be plenty of great food here! Excel is so excited at the prospect
of being to be able to eat nearly every day that she fears her stomach
may burst!
Sure, I admit that at first I felt the itchy yearn for home in my
fragile bishojo soul, but then I had my first encounter with the
undead. It warms Excel's heart (in an uncomfortable and disturbing
way) to know that even though I am far away from Ha-chan, I will never
truly escape the death and the rotting flesh and the blood OH DEAR GOD
THE BLOOD.
On second thought, I should learn to dissociate the two. I don't want
to go home with some kind of stress disorder and accidentally blow the
head off my roommate (at least, not that particular roommate).
Well, Optimus and I are off to have my SECOND meal of the day! ¦D (I
hope I don't get sick...)
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