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Today I was eating pizza watching monday night football, and I finished a slice and reached onto my plate to grab another one and there wasn't another one. It was one of those moments where you get unnecessarily sad. Then I remembered that there was more in the kitchen, and I got unnecessarily happy. All in all, a roller coaster of emotions evening

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[cmalone04]

It appears you are trying to emulate one of my superpowers. As well as you may be able to act like a hormonal teenage girl, you will never have the power of the soda fizz.

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Haven't you killed enough people over at the Coke building with your soda fizz powers?

[jmcole7788]

I once felt the same way when I got done eating a bag of M&M's. But then I found one that had dropped between the couch cushions. I brushed it off, washed it a lil bit, sprayed a lil lysol, and boy howdy was it delicious.

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I wish you wouldn't mock me.