9th Movement

[laughedatbygod]

[Hey there, Mayfield.  Have a very irritated sounding composer on your phone lines.]

"...This is certainly not what I meant when I requested a plate of nipples of Venus.  Your Santa Claus seems to have quite the deranged sense of humor."

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[nineheadaches]

I beg your pardon?

[laughedatbygod]

Nipples of Venus happens to be the name of a confection of which I am rather fond. This town's Santa... seems to have interpreted my request quite literally.

[nineheadaches]

That's-

-that's just completely inappropriate! There are children here!!

[laughedatbygod]

Not to worry, I have seen to it that the town's little joke has been properly disposed of.

[marie_cured]

Oh, no! Are you all right?

[laughedatbygod]

I am fine. I seem to have fallen victim to one of Santa's pranks.

[marie_cured]

Are you hurt?

[laughedatbygod]

Yes, I am quite unharmed.

[courting_glory]

I'm almost afraid to ask what you got....

[Fritz is starting to feel really lucky, under the circumstances.]

[laughedatbygod]

The interpretation was quite crass.

[courting_glory]

I think I'll count myself lucky then. What they gave me seems to be nothing more than a child's toy...

[laughedatbygod]

That is certainly far less gruesome than what I received, yes.