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quirky survey from dovey. :)
Psychoanalyze yourself. Answer the following questions with thefirst thought that comes to mind. Then read which each answer means.
1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. With who?
Cat!
2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal is it?
...Giraffe.
3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?
I pet its delightfully long neck.
4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing and before you is your dream house. Describe it.
Nestled between a bunch of trees. I once saw a house on TV or something that had a tree growing through it, so it would have that as well. The lawn has flowers all over, and the house itself sprawls elegantly. It should, somehow, be a cross between a cottage and Lothlorien. I'm not exactly sure how that works, but there you go.
5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?
No.
6. You enter the house. You walk into the dining room and see the dining room table. What do you see on AND around it?
candles of all shapes and sizes. tons of food. I'm too tired to describe the food, so let's settle with it being the Passover meal (!!!!). Around it....carpet.........cloth and paintings on the walls.....
7. You exit the house and a cup is on the ground, what kind is it?
my little red cup.
8. What do you do with the cup?
Stick it in my bag because I don't have time to clean it now - I was clearly going out, after all - but will use it later.
9. You walk to the edge of the property where you find yourself standing at the edge of a body of water. What kind of body of water is it?
River/stream. Small and gentle here, but probably gets bigger later. Clear. Stones. you know.
10. How will you cross the water?
um. Step on the stones across. It's not that big, cray. like Robin Hood Men in Tights: "I'm on one side; I'm on the other side. I'm on the east bank; I'm on the west bank!"
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Now don't read this next part until you've finished answering the above questions.
1. The person who you are walking in the woods with is the most important person in your life.
Yay, wife!!! But wot about mes parents? :( <3!
2. The size of the animal is representative of your perception of the size of your problems in your life.
Yes, my problems are extremely long-necked.
3. The severity of the interaction you have with the animal is representative of how you deal with your problems.
Yay! I pet my problems! Hurrah.
4. The size of your dream home is representative of the size of your ambition to solve your problems.
Sprawling, I guess, is right.....wanting to solve them but dawdling....
5. A lack of a fence is indicative of an open personality. People are welcome at all times. The presence of a fence indicates a closed personality. You'd prefer people not drop by unannounced.
yay!!
6. If your answer did NOT include food, flowers, or people, then you are generally unhappy.
my answers ALWAYS involve food, baybee. i'm surprised about the people, though. i didn't even think about having people. i mean, it's a room! it's my house! why would I walk into my house and just find people hanging out in my dining room without me?
7. The durability of the material with the cup is made of is representative of the perceived durability of your relationship.
plastic fuckin survives anything, bitches.
and if anyone, like, saw a metal cup on the ground, that would be mo weird.
8. Your disposition of the cup is representative of your attitude.
..what, I'm too busy to have an attitude? weird.
9. The size of the body of water is representative of the size of your sexual desire.
HAHAHAHAH. that sounds apt. probably gets bigger later.
10. How wet you get in crossing the water is indicative of the relative importance of your sex life.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHA. As Achoo says, "It is not that critical!" I'm sorry that I like my bodies of water gentle and sweet rather than like CRAZY HUGE ASS RANDADDY LAKE!
Psychoanalyze yourself. Answer the following questions with thefirst thought that comes to mind. Then read which each answer means.
1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. With who?
Cat!
2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal is it?
...Giraffe.
3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?
I pet its delightfully long neck.
4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing and before you is your dream house. Describe it.
Nestled between a bunch of trees. I once saw a house on TV or something that had a tree growing through it, so it would have that as well. The lawn has flowers all over, and the house itself sprawls elegantly. It should, somehow, be a cross between a cottage and Lothlorien. I'm not exactly sure how that works, but there you go.
5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?
No.
6. You enter the house. You walk into the dining room and see the dining room table. What do you see on AND around it?
candles of all shapes and sizes. tons of food. I'm too tired to describe the food, so let's settle with it being the Passover meal (!!!!). Around it....carpet.........cloth and paintings on the walls.....
7. You exit the house and a cup is on the ground, what kind is it?
my little red cup.
8. What do you do with the cup?
Stick it in my bag because I don't have time to clean it now - I was clearly going out, after all - but will use it later.
9. You walk to the edge of the property where you find yourself standing at the edge of a body of water. What kind of body of water is it?
River/stream. Small and gentle here, but probably gets bigger later. Clear. Stones. you know.
10. How will you cross the water?
um. Step on the stones across. It's not that big, cray. like Robin Hood Men in Tights: "I'm on one side; I'm on the other side. I'm on the east bank; I'm on the west bank!"
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Now don't read this next part until you've finished answering the above questions.
1. The person who you are walking in the woods with is the most important person in your life.
Yay, wife!!! But wot about mes parents? :( <3!
2. The size of the animal is representative of your perception of the size of your problems in your life.
Yes, my problems are extremely long-necked.
3. The severity of the interaction you have with the animal is representative of how you deal with your problems.
Yay! I pet my problems! Hurrah.
4. The size of your dream home is representative of the size of your ambition to solve your problems.
Sprawling, I guess, is right.....wanting to solve them but dawdling....
5. A lack of a fence is indicative of an open personality. People are welcome at all times. The presence of a fence indicates a closed personality. You'd prefer people not drop by unannounced.
yay!!
6. If your answer did NOT include food, flowers, or people, then you are generally unhappy.
my answers ALWAYS involve food, baybee. i'm surprised about the people, though. i didn't even think about having people. i mean, it's a room! it's my house! why would I walk into my house and just find people hanging out in my dining room without me?
7. The durability of the material with the cup is made of is representative of the perceived durability of your relationship.
plastic fuckin survives anything, bitches.
and if anyone, like, saw a metal cup on the ground, that would be mo weird.
8. Your disposition of the cup is representative of your attitude.
..what, I'm too busy to have an attitude? weird.
9. The size of the body of water is representative of the size of your sexual desire.
HAHAHAHAH. that sounds apt. probably gets bigger later.
10. How wet you get in crossing the water is indicative of the relative importance of your sex life.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHA. As Achoo says, "It is not that critical!" I'm sorry that I like my bodies of water gentle and sweet rather than like CRAZY HUGE ASS RANDADDY LAKE!