Whatever is happening in Naperville, Newsradio 780 says it's happening all over the place. They're reporting feral people who don't feel pain, running around and attacking other people. Like, not with guns or knives. Beating them to death with their bare hands. Biting them ( Read more... )

I was listening to 95.9 the River, hoping that they'd have something better to say about what's going on in Lockport. They played CCR's "Bad Moon Rising," and then...dead air. No announcement, no "we're experiencing technical difficulties," nothing. It's been like 20 minutes ( Read more... )

Apparently, something happened at or near the intersection of Hamilton and 10th Streets here in Puerto Loco. (For you locals, that's the location of the best ice cream ever conceived. It's also where tragic1 used to live ( Read more... )

Y'know why "cult of crevette" is listed as one of my interests? Because of shit like this.

Contact lens people: If you use Complete solution, throw it away before your eyes explode. (But Renu is apparently safe these days...)

(PSA courtesy of llamachameleon.)

From Wikipedia:

Long Island College Hospital (LICH) is a teaching hospital situated in Brooklyn, New York.I have to assume that a typical visit to LICH goes like this ( Read more... )

( Despite strains, U.S. could fight a third war: Gates )

I found this article very interesting, though I'm sorry to say that I don't know enough about Iranian domestic policy to critique it. It bears noting that this seems to be a repeated pattern, though: the CIA and MI6 eliminated a popularly elected leader, leading to the rise of Ayatollah Khomeini's power, and turned a potentially friendly Iran ( Read more... )

"But if gays can marry, it will spoil the holiness of standing drunkenly in front of an Elvis impersonator at 4:30 AM in Vegas."

--From Scott Bateman's Sketchbook of Secrets & Shame

The Visual Impact Products Random Customer GeneratorRoll 3d20 and consult the following table, ignoring duplicate results ( Read more... )