Twelve Days Of Sexual Christmas...

[laughs_muses]

I know, I know.

This isn't a fic...or anything vaguely relating to Harry Potter. But I just thought I should put it in because I find it absolutely hilarious. I put two in because I wanted to get more people from my f-list involved in it. Just because I love it when my name pops up in other people's LJ entries *blush

Comments

[avioletmermaid]

My favorite is a penis pump ... WITH A SEVERED PENIS STILL INSIDE! Thats funny, and gross all at the same time.

[laughs_muses]

I know! How sick! Could you imagine getting that? No, neither could I. Although, I don't really know what a penis pump does. *Blush*. Is it like a penis enlarger? OH GOD SO MANY SEXUAL OBJECTS!

[muerteoctomonky]

an experimental vibrator....hmmm. That's a knew one. I wonder what's so experimental about it....*leers*

[laughs_muses]

Yeah. As opposed to maybe a realistic vibrator? I don't know...what's the opposite of experimental. Tried and tested? NO, Sorry but I do not want a 'tried and tested' vibrator for Christmas...

[laughs_muses]

What if I was really, really nice to him...always returned the favour? But sure, I'd give him back...I mean, he needs to help you build up the world's best porn collection right? Thanks, all I have to do is get around to writing it...

[wolvies_wench]

I knew we were friends... But damn!

[laughs_muses]

But you know I always pose sexily...when you're not even there...sort of. Though, I do wonder, how it could be a portrait from memory if you were standing right there watching me?

*shifty eyes*

[laughs_muses]

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