McDonald's - Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy - PG-13

[laughs_muses]

Title: McDonald's

Author: laughs_muses (fic journal)

Pairing: Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter

Rating: PG-13

Disclaimer: No, none of these characters are mine. If they were mine I wouldn’t be working absurd hours in a coffee shop, now would I? Nup, I’d be cruising around in my Merc with little HP flags on the bonnet and…*dreams*

Summary: Draco Malfoy goes to

Comments

[p5yk1ll]

hahahahahhahahhahaha.. i agree.. mcdonalds is vile.. what with the ass onions on the big macs.. *shudder*

[laughs_muses]

Ass onions? I'm sorry, ass onions?

LOL WTF?

What in God's name are ass onions?

[p5yk1ll]

oh... inside joke.. one of my friends worked at Mcdonalds.. he's rather large.. he has long hair that he keeps in a pony tail, and a hairy icky back and crack. tight girl jeans too.. anyway, one day, while at work, his friend put some onions in his ponytail, it fell down his back under his shirt, and into his asscrack. they then proceeded to fish the onions out of his ass and put then on a bigmac...

kinda turned me off against McDonalds..

[edenmalfoy]

Hmm....I've never had a Bigmac with onions on it...wasn't aware they had actual onions on them.

In any event, cute story :)

[ecampos]

LOVED IT!!! Bwhahahahaha.... actually rec'd it also. I can SO picture Draco doing that.

[enchanted_jae]

Oh, my gracious! I have a huge, perma-grin on my face right now! I confess I had forgotten this prompt I gave you, so I am delighted that you did not forget about it. This is just...beyond funny! Draco was absolutely perfect in this. All vain and arrogant and snarky, and then having the nerve to be surprised when people got angry with him.

Thank you so much for this. "I'm loving it!"

[catsintheattic]

I second Draco! He might have said it a bit more polite, but then he wouldn't be himself any more.

I liked it a lot.

:-)

[elle_s_shadow]

Ahhhh that made me squee!

Poor Harry, no dinner. I guess that's what you get when you're dating a spoiled brat. Heehee