Comments | laughs_muses: Sexual Conversation - Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy

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Sexual Conversation - Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy - R

Oct 29, 2005 20:52

Title: Sexual Conversation

Pairing: Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter

Rating: R

Disclaimer: No, they are not mine.

Summary: Draco Malfoy is quite...overcome...by what resides in Harry Potter's boxers.

Set: Somewhere at Hogwarts...I'd say they're about 16-17. I should probably know, it is my fic...

Beta: jellibeana

Authors Notes: Just some total conversation ( Read more... )

Comments 27

*giggle* willy *snigger sniger guffaw* nanwilliems October 29 2005, 11:25:24 UTC

i likey ... but i gotta say, after reading this in emmagrant01 i can't see harry with a basalisk like ... willy *giggles* that's so amusing i gotta type it again: willy
*ahem*
yeah ...

Re: *giggle* willy *snigger sniger guffaw* laurenium October 29 2005, 13:53:32 UTC

hooray for elementary style humor! LMFAO

hee. willy.

Re: *giggle* willy *snigger sniger guffaw* nanwilliems October 29 2005, 14:54:46 UTC

yes indeed ... now if only we could get a soundbite of dan saying "willy" as well as sex and towel girl ...

Re: *giggle* willy *snigger sniger guffaw* laurenium October 31 2005, 20:54:22 UTC

HELL YES!

x_memento_x October 29 2005, 12:07:15 UTC

Lmfao. That was classic. Had me laughing so hard my mum came over and had to read it. She's now sitting in a corner giving me worried looks xD
Its impossible to say what I loved best, Draco being so wet or Harry having a (as nanwilliems put it) a basalisk like willy. I'm gunna be laughing about that all day now. Thanks, you cheered me up big time xD

laurenium October 29 2005, 13:54:58 UTC

...how does Draco know how big Salazar's cock is? *is confused and slightly disturbed*

funny as hell, tho.

laughs_muses October 30 2005, 08:03:56 UTC

Wellllllll, let's make it that it is common 'knowledge' that Salazar Slytherin possessed a DINODICK. K? Lol, oorrrr, we could make it that each house members think that their founder has the biggest ... snake. Lol.

Except Rowena Ravenclaw.

And Helga Hufflepuff.

Damn.

ripples_and_i October 29 2005, 13:56:36 UTC

That was so funny.
I love conversations...especially ones involving, well, I'll jump on the bandwagon..willies!
Axx

nanwilliems October 29 2005, 14:56:21 UTC

yey! willies for everyone!

now why does that sound wrong?

enchanted_jae October 29 2005, 17:08:11 UTC

*gets in line for her willy*

Free Willy! OMG, someone totally needs to write a H/D crackfic using that as a title!

duck, duck, emo kiddie nanwilliems October 29 2005, 17:18:04 UTC

yey! *hands over jae's willy* i stold it from an emasculated emo kiddie ... he was too busy angsting stealing his sister's nail polish to notice
*huggles*
there're plenty more where that came from, i'm sure ...

*ducks as all teh emo kiddies through things at her* hey! *ducks again* *shakes fist at teh emo kiddies* *runs away*

bouncy October 29 2005, 14:04:24 UTC

::giggles:: oh hell thats funny....